Jobs you wouldn't want to do.

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

I ran a homeless shelter for a while, based in an old hotel. The genuine cases it was nice to help but for the most part it was druggies, people just out of jail, sex offenders, etc.

I had to deal with fights, thefts, drugs, a stabbing in a room, a fire, a deliberate flooding, criminal damage and a suicide (who I found).

Needless to say, 8 months or so and my work was done.

Corrected for you

 

[Demosthenes]

Huh?

 

[FantasyIreland]

I ran a homeless shelter for a while, based in an old hotel. The genuine cases it was nice to help but for the most part it was druggies, people just out of jail, sex offenders, etc.

I had to deal with fights, thefts, drugs, a stabbing in a room, a fire, a deliberate flooding, criminal damage and a suicide (who I found).

Needless to say, 8 months or so and I was done.

Appollo or Vals??

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

A gynecologist. That's got to be a c unt of a job.

 

[blue fingers]

I would not want to be a dentist.

Looking deep in peoples nicotene stained foul smelling mouths for thirty years, not my idea of fun.

BUT,..... most do a great job, for which I salute you.

Dentists are all money grabbing cunts.

 

[Mr White]

I would not want to be a dentist.

Looking deep in peoples nicotene stained foul smelling mouths for thirty years, not my idea of fun.

BUT,..... most do a great job, for which I salute you.

I bet the £100k+ a year helps them get out of bed, mind.

 

[Aphex]

Any job that involved being on call. I need my downtime.

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

Britain's biggest 'fatberg' removed from London sewer

Britain's biggest ever 'fatberg' has been removed from a London sewer.

Thames Water say a "bus-sized lump" of food fat mixed with wet wipes formed in drains under London Road in Kingston, Surrey.

The blockage was discovered after residents in nearby flats complained they couldn't flush their toilets.

Thames Water believe if it wasn't removed it could have led to sewage flooding homes, streets and businesses.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/23586290" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/23586290</a>

At least it would be interesting - how on earth did they get that down, and then out? Shovel it? Giant sludge vacuum?
I'd do it.

 

[johnmc]

A helium factory. Couldn't handle being spoken to like that.

 

[foetus]

I get the pleasure of inspecting a sewer in a couple of weeks. Walking a few hundred metres through waist deep shit.

I also visit wastewater treatments plants on occasions. Standing on grating that separates you and the excrement of 2 million Sydney-siders by about 20cm. Smell lovely after leaving that place.

Most of the time I'm in the comfort of my (non-shit smelling) office.