Joke of the Week!

[tueartsboots]

I just wanted to show that we Germans have a sense of humour....

Anyway, my Grandfather was killed in a Concentration camp.....


He fell out of a Machine-gun tower.


Just joking.......he only broke his arm.

PSML!

Am I going to hell now?

Let's hope there is a Bluemoon lounge down there !!

 

[manchester blue]

A little boy got on the bus; sat next to
a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he
wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a
Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't
wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and
answered, 'I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls
and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am
the Father of hundreds', and
went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a
while, then leaned over and said,
'Maybe you should wear a condom and
put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar.'

 

[shaundickov]

How do you confuse a homosexual?

There are no grey elephants in Denmark.

 

[johnny on the spot]

A man walks into a fishmonger's carrying a salmon under his arm.
"Do you make fishcakes?" he asks.
"Of course," says the fishmonger.
"Oh good," says the man, "It's his birthday."

ha ha ha

 

[brass neck]

Political correctness gone mad eh!!!!!!!!


Having spent some time in the middle East with work recently I was told to stop discussing the Flintstones movie during conversations with potential clients. Apparently the scenes in some of the film can offend the sensibilities of some people in that part of the world...

Apparently for instance the people of Dubai just dont get the film but the folk of Abu Dhabi do....





coat!!!!!!!

 

[bornblueegg]

Police chief from Burnley has just had a press conference where he annouced a big break through in the war on drugs. He announced that a new drug was being circulated in the clubs and pubs of Burnley where the users were actually injecting a new form of 'E' directly into the blood stream.

The most popular method of this was to inject directly into the mouth as it had a great blood supply and got instantously into the blood stream.




They were calling this new derivative - 'E by Gum'





coat & hat

 

[Stevinio]

What's the difference between a cricket ball and a ginger fanny?




If you try...........and i mean REALLY put your mind to it...........you can eat a cricket ball.

 

[chrisi]

joke of the week for me is this

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOWJ12Lpaw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOWJ12Lpaw</a>

LOL

 

[mcfc_ms]

joke of the week for me is this

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOWJ12Lpaw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOWJ12Lpaw</a>

LOL

haha

 

[Freestyler]

joke of the week for me is this

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOWJ12Lpaw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YOWJ12Lpaw</a>

LOL

nice lol