Joke thread

[knuckles]

Cnuts trick that is! Do they not know its Christmas time at all?

True, you'd think they'd know, I heard they were driving home for Christmas

 

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True, you'd think they'd know, I heard they were driving home for Christmas

Mind de burg

 

[balotellishaircut]

What do you call a Magician that’s lost his magic ?



Ian

 

[balotellishaircut]

Why does Rupert Bear where yellow checked trousers ?



Because he’s a twat..

 

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This time next year!

 

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Thank fuck for that ;)

Thank fuck for that ;)

Mind de burg

I'm a goner Ria!

 

[knuckles]

I went to Cash Converters today to raise some much needed cash for Christmas.
They gave me £3200 and they never even took the gun.

 

[knuckles]

 

[Sid C]

A woman had been on the game for 4 years and was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night.

She decided to tell her husband that she’d caught it climbing over a fence.

After an hour in bed her husband said ‘How far across the field where you when you realised in was caught?’

 

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