Joke thread

bluemoon32 said:
A white horse walks into a bar
"Pint of lager please"
Barman replies "we've got a drink named after you"
Horse says "what, Eric?"
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I think this is on a par with my Bicycle is outside, the Horse surely asks for a Whisky!

Anyway, a Horse is playing cricket and needs a 2 of the last ball to win the match, he hits it and his fellow batsman says “run” the Horse says fuck off as he holds his hoof up. They lose, the Horse’s partner is devastated, he says “why didn’t you run?” Horse replies, “ if I could run I’d have won the Derby and been shagging Mares everyday at Stud instead of playing cricket with a **** like you”.
 
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