Right, I’m going to try and beat that.I know it’s page 1015, but fuck me, that’s shit!
That’s even worse than….
Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in the chimney?
He has Claus-trophobia!
Definitely in the running! ;-)Right, I’m going to try and beat that.
200 minutes free talktime and 500 free texts a month I get.
A contract with Yodafone I have.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?Definitely in the running! ;-)
Parochial appeal and understanding harms the joke for the international audience.
If we are doing kids jokes, I’ll try to keep it topical…Right, I’m going to try and beat that.
200 minutes free talktime and 500 free texts a month I get.
A contract with Yodafone I have.
Where would you find an Irish Christmas tree?What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
Haaaaaaand Eyeeeeeeee
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.Where would you find an Irish Christmas tree?
Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four.
A Yank joke for ya…Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll.