Joke thread

[mrcunny]

 

[BrianW]

'It's nothing serious, my lord. He's just been on Holt's Bitter again.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[SCEtoAUX]

The doctor has just prescribed me some anti-gloating cream. Can't wait to rub it in.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

I often refer to the missus as my Trophy Wife.
She's not good looking or anything, she's just got really massive ears.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[bladdered]

 

[NZBlue]

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I couldn't help but read that in Ronnie Barker voice

 

[Vienna_70]

The more time I spend in Yorkshire, the less and less convinced I become that the wise men came from the East.

 

[Sam101]

80s singer Yazz recently got a job as a lift attendant.

She wasn't very good though.