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manclad
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"Deadly Weapons"!!!
Tuearts right boot
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Sign outside a cafe..
Beefburgers £1.00
Bacon butties £1.00
Wanks £1.50
Bloke walks in and ask who gives the wanks. The little stunner behind the counter smiled, winked and said " I do "
" Well wash your fucking hands I'll have a bacon buttie "
Bloke walks into a wig shop and asks how much....
" £50.00 plus tax " came the repair
" Here's £40.00, I'll glue it on myself...."
Beefburgers £1.00
Bacon butties £1.00
Wanks £1.50
Bloke walks in and ask who gives the wanks. The little stunner behind the counter smiled, winked and said " I do "
" Well wash your fucking hands I'll have a bacon buttie "
Bloke walks into a wig shop and asks how much....
" £50.00 plus tax " came the repair
" Here's £40.00, I'll glue it on myself...."
AlexWilliamsGloves
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Tax = Tacks
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Perhaps it was basic rate tax relief and he was a basic rate tax payer. (20% of £50 is £10)?
He should have said he was higher rate tax payer, claiming relief at 40% and just paid £30.
Tuearts right boot
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The first rule when buying a syrup is never accept the sellers first price.
No. £50 PLUS tax is £55. or what ever the going rate of tax is.
If the man didn't want tax/tacks he still pays £50.
