blue44
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Joke thread
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JRockBlues
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My New Year's resolution this year was to give up sexual inuendo's. I gave up though as it was just too hard.
blue44
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My partner has complained that I never buy her flowers...
I didn't even know she sold flowers...
I didn't even know she sold flowers...
Bumped into the ex wife in the pub on New Years Day,we've been split up for 10 years now.
During conversation she asked me "how many women I'd slept with"?
I said "only you,all the others have kept me up all night,shagging".
During conversation she asked me "how many women I'd slept with"?
I said "only you,all the others have kept me up all night,shagging".
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I was a bit bevvied in a nightclub last night
I spotted this gorgeous brunette
I thought fk it,chatted her up and being a bit cheeky
asked her " do you smoke after you've made love ? "
She went went mad and said " none of your business, Do You ? "
I replied
" I don't know, I never look "
I spotted this gorgeous brunette
I thought fk it,chatted her up and being a bit cheeky
asked her " do you smoke after you've made love ? "
She went went mad and said " none of your business, Do You ? "
I replied
" I don't know, I never look "