Joke thread

[KS55]

Breaking News: Jigsaw murderer falls to pieces at trial and gets sentenced to 4 years and over.

I bought a jigsaw which said “5 years and over” on the box but I did it in 2.

 

[Big Swifty]

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I assume you mean the car boot?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I assume you mean the car boot?

Actually, I was referring to an elephant's nose...

;-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[One Fan Clapping]

Hey now! ;-)

I don’t get it??

Is your bike outside??

It was not a pleasant departure, either…he bolted!

Anybody else not get any of Chicago’s jokes?

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Anybody else not get any of Chicago’s jokes?

It's a pilot thing. All that lack of oxygen and exposure to cosmic rays tends to have strange effects:-)

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I don’t think Welsh fans need the excuse of a banning order to stop themselves going to Germany this summer…

 

[Metal Biker]

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I loved Bernard Hill in that film!