Joke thread

After six kids, Mary feels a little loose "down there" and decides to treat herself to some cosmetic surgery to tidy up. When she comes to from the anaesthetic after the procedure, she finds two bouquets of flowers in her room. The nurse tells her that the first is "from your loving husband, who's looking forward to you coming home." Mary asks about the second bouquet. "That's from Gerald in the burns unit," the nurse says. "He's thrilled with his new ears."
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats one of the best I`ve in years (or should that be `ears).
Love it andy.
 
Who's the greatest living songwriter? Taylor Swift, apparently:



At least I assume this was a joke.

I’ve just read through the replies and it’s not a joke, which makes it actually funny!
 

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