She did a great line in old men's trousersA blonde who married Lee Majors
She did a great line in old men's trousersA blonde who married Lee Majors
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thats one of the best I`ve in years (or should that be `ears).After six kids, Mary feels a little loose "down there" and decides to treat herself to some cosmetic surgery to tidy up. When she comes to from the anaesthetic after the procedure, she finds two bouquets of flowers in her room. The nurse tells her that the first is "from your loving husband, who's looking forward to you coming home." Mary asks about the second bouquet. "That's from Gerald in the burns unit," the nurse says. "He's thrilled with his new ears."
The other dakes your may?What‘s the difference between oral and anal sex?
One makes your day…
Or your hole weak.The other dakes your may?
On a serious note, just why?
Who's the greatest living songwriter? Taylor Swift, apparently:
At least I assume this was a joke.