Joke thread

[oakiecokie]

I saw that. I just thought it was a mirror with a crack in it

It was ... but this fucker had hair around it.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Don’t get it.

;-)

It's the way he tells 'em

;-)

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I was in Tesco earlier, and I said to the checkout lady, "This has got today's date on it love. Can I get something knocked off?"
She said, "Do you want the fucking newspaper or not?"

 

[Indaparkside]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom
One snatches your watch
The other watches your snatch

 

[Sid C]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom
One snatches your watch
The other watches your snatch

I think Tesco owe you some money.

 

[bonespost]

 

[Big Swifty]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom
One snatches your watch
The other watches your snatch

I think we could have worked the last line out for ourselves.....

 

[Indaparkside]

I think we could have worked the last line out for ourselves.....

Not on bluemoon thick cunts:)

 

[dickie davies]

Not on bluemoon thick cunts:)

Try this one then

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around a fountain