Bill Walker
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Just been to the Doctors. He said "You've got Hypochondria"
I said "Shit. Not that as well"
I said "Shit. Not that as well"
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My missus came home tonight and found me in bed with another woman. She said, "Who the f**k is she?"
I replied, "Don't f**king start. It'll be bad enough trying to explain to her who YOU are."
I replied, "Don't f**king start. It'll be bad enough trying to explain to her who YOU are."
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I thought my wife had Tourette's, but it turns out I really am a ****!
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I gave my friend an elephant for his room
"Thanks", he said
I replied "Don't mention it"
"Thanks", he said
I replied "Don't mention it"