Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

I hate the people that brought us auto-correct. What a bunch of counts!

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I hate the people that brought us auto-correct. What a bunch of counts!

aunts

 

[sir baconface]

I hate the people that brought us auto-correct. What a bunch of counts!

The guy who invented it died recently. May he Rust In Piss.

 

[Big Ellens Bell]

I did laugh out loud at Bob Mortimer joke pulled from a christmas cracker on a show I just watched.

Doctor: You're suffering from hypochondria.

Patient: Not that as well :-(

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And they all reds!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I hate the people that brought us auto-correct. What a bunch of counts!

What a shirt joke!!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've just been admitted to hospital for food poisoning. Thought i was using a clove of garlic but they said I'd eaten a daffodil bulb.

With good recovery they said i should be out in early spring.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Cellarite]

I thought my wife had Tourette's, but it turns out I really am a ****!

I'm currently running a training session and have 4 people concentrating on their e-learning. I've just distracted them all laughing at this, you thundercunt.

 

[mat]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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Sorry about that, I thought the glue had set perfectly