Joke thread

[Cellarite]

It might be better if you explained it was a red bike.

Fucking spoiler alert!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When they get it, they’ll get it and kick themselves.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

Yesterday a shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labeling gun.

Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A boy born without eyelids has successfully had surgery, taking away part of his foreskin to use as eyelids… The surgeon said, "The surgery went really well, although he will be left cock eyed!"

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I just saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbit's feet... I thought, 'Well he's pushing his luck!'

 

[LWashington]

Fucking knew it...

You are Jimmy Somerville and I claim my £5 sir!

That's surprising as I heard he never can say goodbye.

 

[dronefromsector7G]