Joke thread

[Mid Wales blue]

Got to be careful here, can't put what I want.

Pm sent.

WARNING ALERT!
The last time @Blue Mist sent someone a PM, it involved pictures and we had to get the police involved!

 

[Blue Mist]

WARNING ALERT!
The last time @Blue Mist sent someone a PM, it involved pictures and we had to get the police involved!

Well the llama never objected so I thought it was OK.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Well the llama never objected so I thought it was OK.

It was my llama!

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

I was in the pub last night and a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

I also got banned from playing darts.

 

[LWashington]

I was in the pub last night and a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

I also got banned from playing darts.

The last time I played darts in the pub, first arrow treble 20, second arrow single 20 and final dart straight through Sister Margeret's eye.

I got banned for shouting "One Nun Dead and Eighty!".

 

[JRockBlues]

My coworkers laugh at the jokes I tell during in-person meetings, but not the ones I tell in meetings on Zoom. When I asked them why, they told me that my jokes aren't remotely funny.

 

[Keep the Faith]

Very true

 

[Dicko69]

 

[Keep the Faith]

Zippo lighter for sale £20 or £80 including petrol

 

[ChicagoBlue]

It was my llama!

Is that how they spell “sheep” in Welsh?