Joke thread

[Barrablue]

She was only the sat navs man's daughter but she could tell one when one will arrive

She was only the pox doctor's daughter but she knew the men who mattered

 

[LWashington]

She was only the car mechanic's daughter,
but she knows where his big end's gone.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[nw42]

I sent my hearing aid back to the manufacturers over a month ago and have not heard anything since !

 

[lefty goldblatt]

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[JRockBlues]

A young lad goes into his local sports shop in Oslo. "Do you have the latest Liverpool home shirt in stock?" he asks.

"Certainly," came the reply from the assistant "Which one would you like. The one the players wear or the one the referee wears?"

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

A young lad goes into his local sports shop in Oslo. "Do you have the latest Liverpool home shirt in stock?" he asks.

"Certainly," came the reply from the assistant "Which one would you like. The one the players wear or the one the referee wears?"

Love it

 

[balotellishaircut]

My girlfriend is a dwarf and just lately she’s become really down because she thinks people are making fun of her,

tonight I’m going to make a real effort to cheer her up, I’ve bought flowers, chocolates and I’m going to run her a nice hot sink.

 

[Indaparkside]

My girlfriend is a dwarf and just lately she’s become really down because she thinks people are making fun of her,

tonight I’m going to make a real effort to cheer her up, I’ve bought flowers, chocolates and I’m going to run her a nice hot sink.

You can’t call them dwarfs now their little people

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

My wife left me due to my obsession with cricket - it really knocked me for six…

I heard her say you were lousy in bed, she was tired of no balls…