Joke thread

[manclad]

You can’t call them dwarfs now their little people

PORGs if you don't mind please.
(Person Of Restricted Growth)!!

 

[manclad]

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea ??




I've never had a lentil on my face !!!!

 

[ysmsa]

 

[Daz-Simp]

You can’t call them dwarfs now their little people

Vertically diverse.

 

[Uwe Already]

The Devon and Cornwall Music Festival has been cancelled.

Organisers were unable to agree if The Jam or Cream should go on first!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Groke]

My girlfriend is a dwarf and just lately she’s become really down because she thinks people are making fun of her,

tonight I’m going to make a real effort to cheer her up, I’ve bought flowers, chocolates and I’m going to run her a nice hot sink.

My mum and dad were dwarves, all their lives they struggled to put food on the table.


Stu Francis (not the grape crushing one)

 

[balotellishaircut]

My mum and dad were dwarves, all their lives they struggled to put food on the table.


Stu Francis (not the grape crushing one)

Started reading this and thought you were serious until I read the punchline at the end :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You can’t call them dwarfs now their little people