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God and Jesus are bored one day in heaven so they decide to play a game. God says he can shut his eyes and put his hand down anywhere on Earth and can tell where it is. "No way" says Jesus so God puts his hand down. "the Sahara desert" he says. "That's amazing says Jesus how did you know?" "well it was hot and sandy" says god. "Do it again" says Jesus, impressed. God puts his arm down again "The south pole" he says . "That's incredible" says Jesus "how did you know?" " Well it was very cold and icy" says god. "Do it again, do it again" says Jesus. God reaches his arm down once more "Liverpool" he says. "Wow" says Jesus "How on earth did you know that?". "Some ****'s stolen my watch" says god!

 

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I only went to bring the milk in

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Kevin wants his holiday photos back.

 

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Filled my car up last week for £110 but drove off without paying , was up in court today and got fined £75.
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how many women does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?

None , let the woman wash up in the dark.

 

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