Joke thread

[manchester blue]

thats 30 seconds I'll never get back !

I just read the punchline and realised I didn’t need to read the rest :)

 

[horlock_was_super]

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Lucky girl as I see she’s copped off with a multi millionaire footballer (?) too

 

[blue44]

I just read the punchline and realised I didn’t need to read the rest :)

i was punch drunk when i got to the punch line or lack of it.

 

[blue44]

Lucky girl as I see she’s copped off with a multi millionaire footballer (?) too

no idea who you mean mate,every girl i work with looks like that picture,i tell them you're horrific when you dont need to be,but the young know best.

 

[Dogtanian]

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.

Apparently the correct terms are “cremation” and “burial.”

 

[Dogtanian]

I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine. She said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”

I said: “That’s a...big step.”

 

[horlock_was_super]

no idea who you mean mate,every girl i work with looks like that picture,i tell them you're horrific when you dont need to be,but the young know best.

Phil the face in the background

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The two prawns from the previous "joke" went to a disco together to reconnect after Christans shark experience.it ended ok as Justin pulled a muscle

 

[nw42]

The two prawns from the previous "joke" went to a disco together to reconnect after Christans shark experience.it ended ok as Justin pulled a muscle

I heard he got crabs

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Lucky girl as I see she’s copped off with a multi millionaire footballer (?) too

is that the one who’ll suck her toes/cut them with his teeth?