Joke thread

[Mid Wales blue]

The two prawns from the previous "joke" went to a disco together to reconnect after Christans shark experience.it ended ok as Justin pulled a muscle

Now that was better than the original, short and to the point!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Man walks into a bar carrying a gun and says

"right - who in here slept with my wife"

Voice at the back says

" you haven't got enough fucking bullets mate......"

 

[dickie davies]

A shark is swimming along the bottom of a shallow bay when he comes across a squid who is throwing up
He says to the squid, "you need some fresh air. Hold on to me and I'll drag you to the surface "
The squid, who is afraid of the shark but too scared to refuse, holds onto the shark and they both head upwards, when a bigger shark appears
The first shark arches his body and in a single movement throws his poorly companion at the big shark and shouts "there's that sick squid I owe you"

 

[blue44]

 

[Dogtanian]

I'm worried about my friend who hoards magazines...

I think he has issues!

 

[blue44]

 

[JRockBlues]

A shark is swimming along the bottom of a shallow bay when he comes across a squid who is throwing up
He says to the squid, "you need some fresh air. Hold on to me and I'll drag you to the surface "
The squid, who is afraid of the shark but too scared to refuse, holds onto the shark and they both head upwards, when a bigger shark appears
The first shark arches his body and in a single movement throws his poorly companion at the big shark and shouts "there's that sick squid I owe you"

Was the bigger one a loan shark?

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Was the bigger one a loan shark?

There was two of them, he wasn’t alone.

 

[KS55]

There was two of them, he wasn’t alone.

And their tandem was outside.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]