Joke thread

[Xhavenjoe]

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it as a pet,
But when she saw the price of beef,
She ate the little get.

Mary had a little lamb
With which she used to sleep
But soon that lamb became a ram
And Mary had some sheep.

 

[Zubrman]

I just had to add a comment on this poster in my bus stop this morning....

 

[talkativesprout]

I just had to add a comment on this poster in my bus stop this morning....View attachment 49339

As the fucker gone to invade Poland?

 

[Dogtanian]

Right I'm off to grow some facial hair...

Must dash!

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Big Swifty]

Mary had a little lamb
With which she used to sleep
But soon that lamb became a ram
And Mary had some sheep.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
It started life as a family pet
And ended as roti d'agneau

 

[Big Swifty]

View attachment 49286

....subtitled "From knackers to knickers"..... or "From penis to Venus"

 

[horlock_was_super]

View attachment 49348

Does he have any opinion whatsoever on the SCUM?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
It started life as a family pet
And ended as roti d'agneau

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its fleece to nylon