Joke thread

[DrBlueBob]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece to see they would get to know each other.

 

[Zubrman]

Mary had a little lamb.
In time, it became bigger.
It's fleece was soft and black as coal.
She liked to call it "Fluffles."

 

[blue44]

Does he have any opinion whatsoever on the SCUM?

he told em to fuck off apparantly,when they went to see him in Rome.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

he told em to fuck off apparantly,when they went to see him in Rome.

Incredible but variations on that theme have been doing the rounds for at least 45 years that I know of.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bare.

 

[-dabz-]

Mary had a little lamb
Her two day vegetarian stint had come to a grinding halt.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it as a pet,
But when she saw the price of beef,
She ate the little get.

mary had a little skirt
with a split up the side
when she crossed her legs
the boys could see her thighs

mary had a little skirt
with a split up the front
when she crossed her legs
the boys could see her ……..

 

[manclad]

mary had a little skirt
with a split up the side
when she crossed her legs
the boys could see her thighs

mary had a little skirt
with a split up the front
when she crossed her legs
the boys could see her ……..

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don’t believe everything you read in public toilets.

Sharon IS NOT up for a good time!

What an awkward phone call that was.