Joke thread

[Citizen of Legoland]

Brutus adsum iam forte
Caesar adsum tu
Passus iam sed Caesar.

omne bonum, habeo cursoriam foras






(I really hope Google translate has done that correctly)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

omne bonum, habeo cursoriam foras






(I really hope Google translate has done that correctly

All good, I have a bike outside.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

All good, I have a bike outside.

I was just surprised Latin had a word for bike. Doesn’t seem possible!!

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I was just surprised Latin had a word for bike. Doesn’t seem possible!!

haha

 

[cinnamon]

I recently spent £13,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ...

... but they taste kind of like peppermint.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Caesar et sum jam
Brutus et erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at.

(Don't ask me to translate!)

Vadam, cursoriam eius extra

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I was just surprised Latin had a word for bike. Doesn’t seem possible!!

They didn’t exist then?

 

[DrBlueBob]

They didn’t exist then?

They did but they had square wheels I think.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They did but they had square wheels I think.

Ah, that’s why they had squealy bins.

 

[manclad]

I am already Caesar
And he was white
Caesar is thus in all things
Brutus thus in at.

We need funny Latin jokes mate.

In flagrante delicto!!