Joke thread

[RiversideBlue]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

 

[Lavinda Past]

To be fair. That's funnier than most of your jokes. I take it back.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Isn't it great progress that Monkey Pox has been re-named M Pox because the former was quite rightly described as a lazy, racist slur.

In unrelated news, I’m off to listen to some M People.

While eating M&Ms....

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[KS55]

Isn't it great progress that Monkey Pox has been re-named M Pox because the former was quite rightly described as a lazy, racist slur.

In unrelated news, I’m off to listen to some M People.

Mbappe likes this post. So do Mpenza and Christmas Hamper……singing mbop….

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mbappe likes this post. So do Mpensa and Christmas Hamper.

Mpox is the eagerly awaited follow up to Mbop too.

 

[lawton mellor]

Isn't it great progress that Monkey Pox has been re-named M Pox because the former was quite rightly described as a lazy, racist slur.

In unrelated news, I’m off to listen to some M People.

If Warwick Davis gets smallpox will the name be changed

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If Warwick Davis gets smallpox will the name be changed

 

[Lavinda Past]

Just found two lads hanging around my front window.

Kurt and Rod

 

[Lavinda Past]

Teach a man how to fish...

and you can bang his wife every weekend

 

[Lavinda Past]

I asked my wife if we could use toys during sex last night

You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

 

[Lavinda Past]

George Santos has married the heir to the Head and Shoulders fortune.

He's now George Head and Shoulders née Santos.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was suprised that my robot vacuum I bought in Czechia was taking very long to clean my house

Turns out it was Slovak

 

[Lavinda Past]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

There's only one thing that beats a girl with an amazing voice....

... Chris Brown

 

[Xhavenjoe]

There's only one thing that beats a girl with an amazing voice....

... Chris Brown

Who's Chris Brown?

 

[TFC]

Here's hoping

 

[BlueFurn]

I asked my wife if we could use toys during sex last night

You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

May have smiled wider if you used your dinky….

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Who's Chris Brown?

Chris Brown was arrested for physically assaulting his then-girlfriend, Rihanna. The incident occurred the night before the 2009 Grammy Awards, and left Rihanna with visible injuries, including a split lip and bruises on her face.

In a sworn statement, an L.A. detective said that Brown had punched Rihanna repeatedly in the face and arm, even biting her ear all while maneuvering their rental down the street. With the car stopped, he put her in a headlock causing her to slowly lose consciousness as she struggled to break free.