Joke thread

[crazyg]

And I thought translating the Iliad for my Latin "O" level was bad!

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

And I thought translating the Iliad for my Latin "O" level was bad!

Homer with out Marge, Bart , Lisa or Maggie is wrong.

 

[crazyg]

Homer with out Marge, Bart , Lisa or Maggie is wrong.

Doh!
I have a bottle of XO Cognac made by the Deau distillery. One day I'll open it.

 

[Dogtanian]

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.

They put me in the ICU.

 

[LWashington]

28 June 1914 10:45 am : Fatally wounded Franz Ferdinand regrets singing "Take me out".

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If a blind girl says you've got a big dick, she's probably just pulling your leg.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]