Joke thread

[Mid Wales blue]

This made me split my sides.
Sorry I’m a bit late to this one, I’m still mulling over ”the bike outside” joke!

 

[JASR]

I've had a bit of a tidy-up and thrown out some of my snooker equipment. The rest is history.

And right on cue:
You should fill your pockets with that, unless people say 'Balls' and baulk at the price.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[LWashington]

Over twenty items of luggage, believed to have been stolen from London Airports in the 1980s, have been found in an industrial freezer in Battersea.

A police spokesman said, "I think this is one for the Cold-Case Unit."

 

[Dogtanian]

My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry...

I'll return!

 

[bonespost]

 

[KS55]

Over twenty items of luggage, believed to have been stolen from London Airports in the 1980s, have been found in an industrial freezer in Battersea.

A police spokesman said, "I think this is one for the Cold-Case Unit."

Get a grip.

 

[LWashington]

Get a grip.

I'll try to get a handle on it.

 

[roman totale]

I'll try to get a handle on it.

Here we go - another bad pun thread for people to latch on to.