Joke thread

[dobingsdobber]

That tickled me....

Happy to bring a smile in these dark times.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Apparently all schools in Scotland are closed until further notice.

Nothing to do with the Queen, it’s because Prince Andrew has arrived.

 

[LWashington]

Which king could only eat solid foods ?

King Alfred The Grate.

 

[Blue Mist]

To mark the death of our Sovereign, Queen Elizabeth II a number of 21 gun salutes have taken place.
Hyde Park, Edinburgh Castle,
Caernarfon Castle, Cheetham Hill.

 

[roypaulknewmyfather]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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I'm sorry but there is no way she knows anything about the offside trap let alone football in general.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I'm sorry but there is no way she knows anything about the offside trap let alone football in general.

Is it wrong that I don't care if she does or doesn't?

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm sorry but there is no way she knows anything about the offside trap let alone football in general.

Neither do most of the posters on here but I'd rather wake up next to her than them.

 

[KS55]

I'm sorry but there is no way she knows anything about the offside trap let alone football in general.

No trouble drawing the lines………….she’s permanently offside.

 

[Bozo]

Did you know pigeons die when they have sex?

Well the one I fucked did.