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My mate went to A&E with 8 plastic horses stuck up his arse. Doctors say he's stable.
 
MR Smith's son was a little twat and his father organised a new job with the local butcher Mr Jones. A few weeks passed by and one morning his son didn't go to work; he'd got the sack, and his dad went ballistic when he found out. Mr Smith went down to the butcher's to see what the son had done. He asked why his lad was fired and the butcher said he found the lad out the back wedged up to his taters in the sausage maker. Stunned his Mr Smith asked could he go out the back and have a look at this sausage maker and the butcher replied "Sorry, I cant do that....i had to fire him as well!''
 
jimharri said:
MR Smith's son was a little twat and his father organised a new job with the local butcher Mr Jones. A few weeks passed by and one morning his son didn't go to work; he'd got the sack, and his dad went ballistic when he found out. Mr Smith went down to the butcher's to see what the son had done. He asked why his lad was fired and the butcher said he found the lad out the back wedged up to his taters in the sausage maker. Stunned his Mr Smith asked could he go out the back and have a look at this sausage maker and the butcher replied "Sorry, I cant do that....i had to fire him as well!''
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A Bernard Manning fan eh Jim?
 
citykev28 said:
jimharri said:
MR Smith's son was a little twat and his father organised a new job with the local butcher Mr Jones. A few weeks passed by and one morning his son didn't go to work; he'd got the sack, and his dad went ballistic when he found out. Mr Smith went down to the butcher's to see what the son had done. He asked why his lad was fired and the butcher said he found the lad out the back wedged up to his taters in the sausage maker. Stunned his Mr Smith asked could he go out the back and have a look at this sausage maker and the butcher replied "Sorry, I cant do that....i had to fire him as well!''
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A Bernard Manning fan eh Jim?
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Yeah; he was a big (emphasis on ''big''!) blue as well. What's not to like? Anyway; all those old racist, sexist jokes were far funnier than the jokes of today!

*sits back and waits*
 
jimharri said:
citykev28 said:
jimharri said:
MR Smith's son was a little twat and his father organised a new job with the local butcher Mr Jones. A few weeks passed by and one morning his son didn't go to work; he'd got the sack, and his dad went ballistic when he found out. Mr Smith went down to the butcher's to see what the son had done. He asked why his lad was fired and the butcher said he found the lad out the back wedged up to his taters in the sausage maker. Stunned his Mr Smith asked could he go out the back and have a look at this sausage maker and the butcher replied "Sorry, I cant do that....i had to fire him as well!''
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A Bernard Manning fan eh Jim?
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Yeah; he was a big (emphasis on ''big''!) blue as well. What's not to like? Anyway; all those old racist, sexist jokes were far funnier than the jokes of today!

*sits back and waits*
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Very true. I'm a fan of Manning and Chubby myself. I wasn't moaning about you choice of comedian, just your rehashed old jokes.
 
citykev28 said:
jimharri said:
citykev28 said:
A Bernard Manning fan eh Jim?
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Yeah; he was a big (emphasis on ''big''!) blue as well. What's not to like? Anyway; all those old racist, sexist jokes were far funnier than the jokes of today!

*sits back and waits*
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Very true. I'm a fan of Manning and Chubby myself. I wasn't moaning about you choice of comedian, just your rehashed old jokes.
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Think green Kev, think green!
 
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