Bill Walker
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I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
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I was driving home yesterday when I came up to one of those half barrier level crossings,the lights were flashing and the barriers were on there way down so I pulled up sharply.
Suddenly this car full of Utd fans pulled out and tried to beat the barriers, they got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the car disintegrated and all it’s occupants were killed instantly.
I sat there open mouthed thinking “Jesus that could have been me”
So this morning I’ve sent off my train drivers application form to network rail
Suddenly this car full of Utd fans pulled out and tried to beat the barriers, they got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the car disintegrated and all it’s occupants were killed instantly.
I sat there open mouthed thinking “Jesus that could have been me”
So this morning I’ve sent off my train drivers application form to network rail
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I got offered a job as a fortune teller. but couldn’t see any future in it
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dronefromsector7G
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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget!
...he worked it out with a pencil...
