Joke thread

[blue b4 the moon]

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There's a lot of it about.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Animal cruelty.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A man wakes up in the hospital and starts yelling, "I can't feel my legs I can't feel my legs." The doctor runs in and says, "I know I had to amputate your arms!"

 

[blue44]

 

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[Dogtanian]

A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says "what can I get you".

"Pop" goes the weasel.






Sorry

 

[bornblueegg]

A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says "what can I get you".

"Pop" goes the weasel.






Sorry

Be more sorry

 

[Dogtanian]

Be more sorry

What do you call an apology written in dots and lines?
A Re-Morse Code

 

[blue44]