TinFoilHat
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Lavinda Past
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My mate handed his notice in at Subway this morning.
They've already got someone else to fill the role
They've already got someone else to fill the role
Lavinda Past
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While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, here I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs £5,000.
Right now, I am so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.
Not even the staff in John Lewis continually asking me to leave is going to spoil my day.
Right now, I am so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world.
Not even the staff in John Lewis continually asking me to leave is going to spoil my day.
Lavinda Past
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A private space company founded by Amazon chief Jeff Bezos plans to send humans into space by next year.
Or by Tuesday if they sign up for Amazon Prime
Or by Tuesday if they sign up for Amazon Prime
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My mate just had an interview with Royal Mail, I wished him luck and asked him to let me know how it goes.
He said he'll keep me posted
He said he'll keep me posted
Lavinda Past
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I went to a friend's wedding in Sellafield last week.
The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing
The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing
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Did you know that Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs?
It's because they're Inca Hoots.
It's because they're Inca Hoots.
Big Swifty
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Very good. I visited the M C Escher museum in the Hfgue.
(I really know how to live)
Lavinda Past
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Nothing wrong with that Swifty... other than your spelling!
I visit the Laurel and Hardy museum every time we visit the Lake District. It got so repetitive for them, Mrs L and the kids used to wait in the car while I went in!
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I’ve just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
That's the current exchange rate.
That's the current exchange rate.
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Am I being whooshed or is that the joke , like the rest of us he’ll be having turkey ?
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My neigbours wife said she will leave him if he continues with his obsession with sandpaper.
He's hoping to smooth things over
He's hoping to smooth things over