The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night. When I came up the stairs, I found her lying naked on the bed, licking a lollipop.
Then she slipped it up her fanny...
I said, "Careful with that, love. You'll need it to help the children across the road tomorrow!"
Then she slipped it up her fanny...
I said, "Careful with that, love. You'll need it to help the children across the road tomorrow!"
