Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[Barcon]

I have climbed Wank. Very scenic. Nice Gasthaus.
Garmiish is a good place to visit in the summer, lots of good walks and a good local bus service to other places.
In the winter, of course, it is mega skiing area with a fantastic ski jump comp on New Years Day.

Where did you leave your bike?

 

[Grassland Blue]

I have been working for blind charities.




Most of my work goes unseen.....

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Where did you leave your bike?

I saw a few bikes outside our local chippy.

 

[Barcon]

I saw a few bikes outside our local chippy.

Can you rent them by the hour?

 

[bonespost]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[Casey69]

There’s a guy driving down the motorway when he is overtaken by a chicken as it goes past him he see’s it has three legs, curious he decides to follow it! A little further up the motorway it sticks its left wing out, crosses three lanes and exits onto a country lane after a mile it turns into a farmyard and disappears into the henhouse the guy pulls up and sees the farmer leaning on a gate and he says to him … has that chicken got three legs? The farmer replies yep! I breed them cos I like a chicken leg,the wife likes a chicken leg and my son likes a chicken leg.
The guy says what do they taste like? And the farmer says I don’t know I haven’t fucking caught one yet!

 

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