Joke thread

[sir baconface]

I just heard Gemma Collins was stop at the airport security for smuggling
the drug squad has just released a statement saying they found 10lbs of crack in her knickers

Fuck me thats 20 years old was originally Vanessa feltz and it was 100 pound of crack:)

To be fair, he’s probably made allowance for the cost of living. Nobody can afford 100 pounds of crack nowadays.

 

[ancoats]

To be fair, he’s probably made allowance for the cost of living. Nobody can afford 100 pounds of crack nowadays.

not at all she's had one of these fitted

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Or Andrew Peacock, doesn't like being called Drew.

Reminds me of this scene from Porky

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Or Andrew Peacock, doesn't like being called Drew.

I use that on these time wasting cheap everything phone calls at work, then ask them to read it back to me to make sure it's me. Gets me everytime.

 

[Donmcfc]

If If Witney Houston had married Gene Pitney she would have been called Witney Pitney.


Not particularly funny but true.

If Witney Houston had married Gene Pitney she would have been called Witney Pitney.


Not particularly funny but true.

If Gene Pitney was gay and he married Sean Bean he would be called Gene Bean.

 

[ancoats]

Is it ok to mention the marriage of Ben Doon and Phil McCavity?

get with it matey, it's the modern world

now its
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

 

[Grassland Blue]

If Jim Carrey had married Debbie Harry would they have been the Harry Carreys?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

If Foo Foo Lamarr had married Pierre Koffman would he have been Foo Foo Koffman?