Joke thread

[sir baconface]

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.

Oh dear. Lady Bacon sent a photo of her growler to ancestry.co.uk.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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[ancoats]

I know its not a joke but boy its funny and Alison’s laugh is everything

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Fact of the day...

The only difference between Carpenter ants and other ants us that rainy days and Mondays always get them down.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

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[Lavinda Past]

Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the gravestone of the world's oldest ever living man.

He was 193, and his name was Miles from Dublin.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Thought for the day...

If Cinderella's shoe fit her perfectly, how did it fall off in the first place?

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Sam101]

I've decided I'm going to write a book.




a book.

 

[Lavinda Past]

My mate Jay told me that his missus had given birth to twin girls, and said that he wanted to name them after him.

I suggested Kay and Elle.

 

[Bri1975]

Thought for the day...

If Cinderella's shoe fit her perfectly, how did it fall off in the first place?

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was chatting to a bloke in our local last night. Told me he was a lumberjack.

Seemed like a nice fella.

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

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I found a tv channel dedicated solely to Origami.

The bad news is it's pay per view.