Professor Wook Fu Yung, famous sex therapist answers the door to a nervous young lady, who eventually explains that she hasn't had sex for 2 years.
"Come in, come in!" He commands.
In she goes, already intimidated.
"Now, take off all your crose"
"Pardon??" She asks, shocked and seriously regretting coming.
"I said, take off all your crose. Now hully, we don't have all day"
She's standing there naked, trying to remember a more humiliating time in her entire life. She can't.
"Now, get on your knees, and crawr reery, reery quickry to the window"
She's now on the other side of the room.
"Now crawr reery, reery quickry back to me"
She races back to him and he says, gravely:
"I see the plobrem - you are suffeling from Ed Zachary disease - worst case I ever saw."
By this time the poor girl is beside herself:
"My God, Professor, that sounds serious - what is it?"
"Ed Zachary disease," he says, "is when your face, it rook ed zachary rike your arse!"
"Come in, come in!" He commands.
In she goes, already intimidated.
"Now, take off all your crose"
"Pardon??" She asks, shocked and seriously regretting coming.
"I said, take off all your crose. Now hully, we don't have all day"
She's standing there naked, trying to remember a more humiliating time in her entire life. She can't.
"Now, get on your knees, and crawr reery, reery quickry to the window"
She's now on the other side of the room.
"Now crawr reery, reery quickry back to me"
She races back to him and he says, gravely:
"I see the plobrem - you are suffeling from Ed Zachary disease - worst case I ever saw."
By this time the poor girl is beside herself:
"My God, Professor, that sounds serious - what is it?"
"Ed Zachary disease," he says, "is when your face, it rook ed zachary rike your arse!"
