Joke thread

Pussy is not like weed. If you can smell it from across the room, then it isn't the good shit..........




What's the number one cause of erectile dysfunction in married men?

Sex with the lights on.




I knocked on my neighbour's door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise."

"Sure," she replied.

I said, "Great, get your knickers off then."
 
bennyblue said:
Pussy is not like weed. If you can smell it from across the room, then it isn't the good shit..........




What's the number one cause of erectile dysfunction in married men?

Sex with the lights on.




I knocked on my neighbour's door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise."

"Sure," she replied.

I said, "Great, get your knickers off then."
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Last one made me tickle :-)
 
We are hosting a charity auction for people who struggle to reach orgasm , if you can't come let me know.
 
Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel.
So the continuation of mankind rested on one of them fucking their mother.
Proof that the centre of the Christian world began in Stoke.
 
Woman walks past a building site and one builder says to another 'I'd gìve her one' She hears him and shouts at him 'men like you disgust me, what makes you think I'd ever have sex with you?'
The builder replies 'sex? What the fuck are you on about luv? I was marking you out of 10
 
Following North Korea photoshopping propaganda pictures of America being attacked,
it appears the USA have joined in by releasing one portraying Kim Jong as a short ugly fat kunt.
 
I took a girl home from a club last night.

As we got inside my house I said, "You'll be walking funny tomorrow."

"Ooooooh" she smiled, "Have a big cock do we?"

I locked the door and said, "No, I'm going to cut off your feet."
 
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