Joke thread

[noseve]

One could add:-
Putin with his puppy
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Lapdog probably more appropriate:

 

[blue44]

 

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

Back in my youth we had Woderwoman.
The youth these days have to wonder if it's a woman....

You had one job....

 

[BimboBob]

You had one job....

Anglo Saxon version.

 

[Sam101]

My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me "It says here that most women get bored with their husbands' sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."


"Really love" I replied as I continued to thrust away.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

The Daily Mail

 

[bladdered]

To whoever stole my trainers and my fluorescent jacket - you can run but you can't hide.

 

[KS55]

My wife was reading Cosmopolitan magazine in bed last night and said to me "It says here that most women get bored with their husbands' sexual efforts after a few years of marriage."


"Really love" I replied as I continued to thrust away.

Mrs KS agrees. I took a cup of tea to bed and she was surprisingly amorous. After a good session, she said “Don’t forget your tea.”
I replied “It’s still too hot.”

 

[mrcunny]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[kippaxneil]

I hate those emails where they try to sell you penis enhancers.
I once got ten emails in just one day. Eight of them from my wife, but it was the two from my mum that really hurt.

 

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[noseve]

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Not into celebrity culture - who are they?



EDIT: I genuinely don't know - a Google search on his face popped up somebody who spells his name 'Joeyy', so if that's him the Bellend bit fits perfectly. But who are they?

 

[bladdered]

Not into celebrity culture - who are they?

Julie Andrews and Dick van Dyke

 

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