Joke thread

Woman in court, charged with stealing a tin of peaches...

The judge asks "How many peaches were in the tin ?

The woman replies "There were 4"

Judge says "i sentence you to 1 month in prison for each peach"

Then her husband shouts from the gallery
"SHE ALSO STOLE A TIN OF PEAS"
 

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