Joke thread

[FightLikeAGirl]

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OH LAWD HE COMIN

 

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For those that know!

 

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[Blue Mist]

Brilliant, took me a second but.......

 

[bluemanchester]

Suppose this old one should be on the City charged by Premier league thread seeing as this seems how they've gone about the many charges, anyway here goes.
Three prostitutes were discussing how well they thought their previous nights had gone.
The first one said if I wake up the following morning and there are hundreds of pounds on the dressing table, I know I've had a good night.
The second one said if I wake up and there are empty champagne bottles and white powder on the dressing table I know I've had a good night.
The third one said if I take of my knickers and throw them at the wall and they stick, I know I've had a good night.
See how its similar to the Premier league charges;-)

 

[KS55]

For those that know!

SNAFU.

 

[blue44]

 

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