Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

I asked a girl for a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat… I didn't reply but I gave her a stern look

 

[JASR]

I asked a girl for a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat… I didn't reply but I gave her a stern look

I bow before you.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I bow before you.

Do you aft to?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Maybe the owner walked in and shouted ' stick '

Very good.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Have you heard the one about a guy goes into a chip shop and asks for a meat and potato pie?

Did he have his bike outside the shop ?

 

[Dicko69]

 

[MCFCTrick]

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A bit soon for Turkey earthquake jokes .... let the dust settle first.