Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Uwe Already]

I just had my tea!!

 

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

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I dont know what type of **** youre friends on facebook with that would post that rubbish, and its a shame you felt chuffed enough by it to repost it on here. The UK is nothing like those knobbers over in America

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I dont know what type of **** youre friends on facebook with that would post that rubbish, and its a shame you felt chuffed enough by it to repost it on here. The UK is nothing like those knobbers over in America

You should be banned for that reply!!!



:-) :-)

 

[PatK]

 

[Grassland Blue]

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This is not a joke though....

 

[balotellishaircut]

My wife and I have a very happy marriage.
There is nothing she wouldn’t do for me, and there is nothing I wouldn’t do for her.
And that’s the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I was in a cemetery and a bloke suddenly appeared from behind a gravestone.

I said “Morning”

He replied ‘No, just having a shit’

 

[blue44]

 

[bladdered]

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

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Trap 1 at emirates was the same at the final whistle should have been taped off as a crime scene.

 

[Pancake Arse]

 

[Pancake Arse]

 

[Pancake Arse]

 

[noseve]

Genuine belly-laughs at this one. Well done, Sir or Madam :-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not a lot of people know this, but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called
Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.