Joke thread

[ali benarbia's studs]

Now fart and give us a clue

If she was in a jacuzzi, it would only need a tablespoon of water....

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Mi dad once gave me a pair of rifles. i asked him if he'd been putting glue on the triggers. He said he hadn't but I'm sticking to my guns.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I covered myself in creosote earlier today… No particular reason, just thought I'd treat myself!

 

[Blue Mist]

I presume those that post in the Nicola Bulley thread don't come in here.

 

[Barcon]

I presume those that post in the Nicola Bulley thread don't come in here.

is your bike outside?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I presume those that post in the Nicola Bulley thread don't come in here.

Why?

 

[trumpton]

There aren't many jokes on this thread. It's mostly just funny pics.
Just in case you still don't get it. The dog has alerted the other dogs that he has a good hand by waging his tail. The other dogs see this and fold.

Glad you explained that. I thought it was a naked female and they wanted her to fold so she would put her hands down and they could therefore see her tits. I need a lie down!

 

[Blue Mist]

Why?

Because the sanctimonious posters who were oh so upset about black humour on that thread don't mind it on here.

 

[sir baconface]

I've just had to shut my new business down. it was a dating site for chickens. I just couldn't make hens meet.

Not enough cock?

 

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