Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[Big Swifty]

There was a young student from Trinity
Who shattered his sister's virginity
He buggered his brother
Had twins by his mother
But still got a first in Divinity

There was a young man from St John's
Who wanterd to bugger the swans
But the faithful old porter
Said "Sir, take my daughter-
Them birds is reserved for the dons"

 

[ROBSH34]

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Ah but he does have tomatoes!!!

 

[Keep the Faith]

LET THE WANKFEST BEGIN.

 

[Keep the Faith]

NEW TEAM PHOTO.

 

[Keep the Faith]

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[Keep the Faith]

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[fanatic1]

There was a young student from Trinity
Who shattered his sister's virginity
He buggered his brother
Had twins by his mother
But still got a first in Divinity

There was a young man from St John's
Who wanterd to bugger the swans
But the faithful old porter
Said "Sir, take my daughter-
Them birds is reserved for the dons"

A very butch lady named Georgy
Once went to a lesbo sex orgy
She said to her chum
A bit less of your bum
And a bit more of your old Cheddar Gorgey.

There was a young curate called Byngs
Who dreamt about women and things
But his secret desire
Was a boy in the choir
With a bottom like jelly on springs

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[i kne albert davy]

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There's probably a massive surplus, spread a shortage rumour and the lemmings do the rest :-)