Joke thread

[Mr Fraser]

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Which reminds the manager at the butcher's sacked the head butcher cos he kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer. When asked what happened to the baconslicer he said I sacked her an all

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Which reminds the manager at the butcher's sacked the head butcher cos he kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer. When asked what happened to the baconslicer he said I sacked her an all

Hi Peter, how's the tour going?

 

[blue44]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The inventor of the funnel has sadly died… Tributes are pouring in!

 

[Uwe Already]

I met my wife in Paris - I said “what the fuck are you doing here!”

 

[Uwe Already]

Les Dawson classic: I ran over my mother in law yesterday, I could have gone around her but I didn’t have enough petrol…

 

[Longballutd]

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The child makes that seriously weird

 

[blue44]

the perfect remedy for cracks and holes !

 

[blue44]

 

[bluetonium]

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the perfect remedy for cracks and holes !

So the guy in all those movies WAS a real builder? Huh, I guess we have to reclassify them as documentaries.