Joke thread

[Sam101]

My girlfriend told me my cock is two inches bigger than her ex's.



And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[law74]

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Only the hotels owned by Tories have ASYLUM SEEKERS in them.

 

[bladdered]

Sex with Fergie: Not Royal Anymore Insurance.
Sex making a scouser pregnant: Not My Fault Insurance.

Sex when you're not sure:

 

[Vienna_70]

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Another "typical City" disaster.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

When putting up the tree make sure you close the curtains

 

[bladdered]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Vienna_70]

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You could do with losing an apostrophe, too.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You could do with losing an apostrophe, too.

It's not me in the photo

 

[Blue Mist]

It's not me in the photo

No you're in the other one decorating the tree.

 

[Vienna_70]

It's not me in the photo

I wasn’t replying specifically to you.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I wasn’t replying specifically to you.

Sorry, I just assumed that you were : )

 

[mrcunny]