Joke thread

[ali benarbia's studs]

Them Man That's very non PC isn't it ?


Just askin'

Them Them so......

 

[better dead than red]

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common?

They can both smell it but they aren't allowed to taste it.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common?

They can both smell it but they aren't allowed to taste it.

Thought it might be something to do with greasy boxes

 

[SCEtoAUX]

My wife entered the local WI breadmaking knockout competition.

She made a seeded loaf so she got straight through to the quarter finals.

 

[LWashington]

It’s always been a dream of mine to take ABBA out for something to eat.

And if I could, I would my friends, For Nando’s

Try once more like you did before
Sing a new song, Chicken Eater.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I got arrested for stealing a complete set of encyclopedias. I said to the police, "Hang on, I can explain everything!"

 

[Mozzer]

It’s always been a dream of mine to take ABBA out for something to eat.

And if I could, I would my friends, For Nando’s

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I have just sat down to watch telly and a modern take on a classic cartoon.....

Them-Man

... Or He-She Ra

Man Dem

 

[JASR]

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I had an incredible 24hrs with Agnetha and Anna-frid, they remember it as…

 

[Uwe Already]

My wife went out yesterday to buy a camouflage jacket, I haven’t seen her since!