Joke thread

[ray21]

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[KS55]

I remember a joke my parents used to tell when I was little. I never understood it. But it goes back a very long way. This is it:

Two women gossiping:
"Ee, my husband polished off half a bottle of whisky last night"
"Were it neat?"
"Nay, it were broad daylight"

As I say, I was only little and it was ages ago.....

Wilfred Pickles was once sacked by the BBC for saying goodnight in Yorkshire dialect: “goodneet”

 

[ray21]

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[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Years ago, before t'interweb, a mail order firm advertised an item to cut all your utility bills in half.... you received a pair of those childrens plastic scissors. And...I believe David Gold, chairman of WHU, started out in the porn industry selling pictures of ' women with animals '........ It was bikini clad women on horseback

David Gold's mate, David Sullivan, who owned the Sunday Sport, used to advertise videos of "Women With Big Tops",which turned out to be footage of circus performers.

 

[balotellishaircut]

It’s always been a dream of mine to take ABBA out for something to eat.

And if I could, I would my friends, For Nando’s

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I have just sat down to watch telly and a modern take on a classic cartoon.....

Them-Man

... Or He-She Ra

 

[Blue Mist]

I have just sat down to watch telly and a modern take on a classic cartoon.....

Them-Man

... Or He-She Ra

Them Man That's very non PC isn't it ?


Just askin'

 

[olly-1-mcfc]

It’s always been a dream of mine to take ABBA out for something to eat.

And if I could, I would my friends, For Nando’s

I bought an ABBA toilet yesterday - watta loo

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery? Apparently they’re going to pay him with Travellers Cheques…

 

[Keep the Faith]

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