Joke thread

[NZBlue]

 

[bladdered]

A Yorkshireman walks into a vets: "Summat up wi' t'cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom ?"

Yorkshireman: "Nah, it's 'ere, int basket."

 

[Sam101]

I have just published a book, How to Revive Town Centres, it is available at £15.99 from Amazon.

 

[Sam101]

I'm pretty sure that the best cure for a persistent cough is to stop drinking milk.



My elderly neighbour had a terrible, hacking cough for months on end, but since he started just leaving his milk on his doorstep a couple of weeks ago, it seems to have cleared up completely.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Kush45]

 

[Kush45]

 

[Kush45]

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Kush45]

 

[Lou Antony Morris]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[ray21]

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Remember Manning telling that in The Embassy club 50 odd years ago.

 

[NZBlue]

Remember Manning telling that in The Embassy club 50 odd years ago.

was it funny then?