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And it is a Dim Sum
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Bill Walker
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Paddy went to a fancy dress Party with nothing but a young woman on his back.
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.
"I'm a snail." paddy replied.
"What a load of crap!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that young woman on your back?"
"You've got it wrong, mate," paddy replied. "That's Michelle"....
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.
"I'm a snail." paddy replied.
"What a load of crap!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that young woman on your back?"
"You've got it wrong, mate," paddy replied. "That's Michelle"....
blue b4 the moon
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I regularly use that joke as that's Mrs Moons first name.
Never actually done it as I've got a bit of a glass back.
NZBlue
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What about "my bad"?
That's up there for me too
r.soleofsalford
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Don`t bother with the photo`s or the rules. sounds like you`ve got a bloater.
8-)
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In the next James Bond film, two of Bond's old enemies are to be amalgamated into one super-baddie.
Blofeld and Oddjob are to ne combined into a villain called.........Oddfeld
Blofeld and Oddjob are to ne combined into a villain called.........Oddfeld
Uwe Already
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My wife and I were invited to a fancy dress party. I spent ages making my own wedding cake costume, when we were about to leave my wife refused to take me - I was left at home in tiers!