Joke thread

[Cellarite]

That used to be about Isabel Barnett on 20 questions.
HOST: Animal.
PANELLIST: Can you eat it?
HOST: Yes
Isabel Barnett: A black man’s chopper. A black man’s chopper.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Mozzer]

One for our friends across the water…

Two Canadians get bored during a long car trip and start playing 20 questions.

The first guy thinks of a moose dick and tells the other to start guessing.

"Is it something you can eat?" his friend asks.

The first guy chuckles and replies, "I guess you could eat it, if you really wanted to."

The friend asks, "Is it a moose dick?”

Er.................

 

[sir baconface]

Er.................

Is that the sound a moose makes?

 

[Barcon]

Is that the sound a moose makes?

Not if you're gentle.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[LWashington]

I was outside yesterday and noticed my neightbour sat on his doorstep using his laptop. I asked him what website he was on and he replied, "Pistonheads".
I said "Oh I go on that too. I also go on Pissed On Faces and Pissed On Tits".

 

[Indaparkside]

I was outside yesterday and noticed my neightbour sat on his doorstep using his laptop. I asked him what website he was on and he replied, "Pistonheads".
I said "Oh I go on that too. I also go on Pissed On Faces and Pissed On Tits".

And piss shit jokes no doubt