mrbelfry
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Look again. he is clearly not conscious
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Joke thread
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dronefromsector7G
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I asked him. He was just resting his eyesLook again. he is clearly not conscious
dronefromsector7G
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Wife to husband
"The plumber is going to come this morning to fix the blocked sink."
"Oh no, do you think he's still angry at me from the last time?"
"What happened last time?"
"He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
"The plumber is going to come this morning to fix the blocked sink."
"Oh no, do you think he's still angry at me from the last time?"
"What happened last time?"
"He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
Cellarite
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Coat?Wife to husband
"The plumber is going to come this morning to fix the blocked sink."
"Oh no, do you think he's still angry at me from the last time?"
"What happened last time?"
"He said he's here to replace the toilet. So I pissed on him"
roman totale
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My girlfriend was devastated when she found out the reason why my nickname is “The Love Machine”.
It’s because I’m terrible at tennis.
It’s because I’m terrible at tennis.
gill_undrhill
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No way that’s real. BA would need to have been knocked out to fly
Not a joke as such but this reminded me (I hope I'm not mis-remembering) some years ago there was talk of a new Sat-Nav - Jeremy Clarkson had something to do with it if I remember right - if you got anywhere close to an airport BA Baracus's voice would shout out "I ain't getting on no plane"!
dronefromsector7G
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Fuck me, after some of the shite that now infests this thread I’m surprised you picked this oneCoat?
I'm not. :-)Fuck me, after some of the shite that now infests this thread I’m surprised you picked this one
Lavinda Past
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Fuck me, after some of the shite that now infests this thread I’m surprised you picked this one
I took @Cellarite comment to mean that the plumber would probably wear a coat on his next visit just in case she pissed on him again.
It's probably the way he told it.
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There’s this old lady aged 87 who lives in a council house keeps a immaculate garden and interior something to be proud of for her age.
Anyway the council send her load’s of forms to fill regarding her income pension etc p60’s the lot . The old dear lived in mcr during the blitz and the rest of what the decades thrown up .
So anyway the old girl is now a right state. Her husband passed 5 years ago from working from the age of 14. Paid into everything what the law said they had to.
Probably the wrong thread but the biggest joke going it’s my mum .
Anyway the council send her load’s of forms to fill regarding her income pension etc p60’s the lot . The old dear lived in mcr during the blitz and the rest of what the decades thrown up .
So anyway the old girl is now a right state. Her husband passed 5 years ago from working from the age of 14. Paid into everything what the law said they had to.
Probably the wrong thread but the biggest joke going it’s my mum .